February 23, 2005

What online educators can learn from motivational speakers

When I read the Web logs (or ‘blogs’) that are supposedly on the ‘bleeding edge’ of technology, I cannot believe how few of them show the slightest awareness of the power of enforced subliminal motivation. The kind of learning that is literally imprinted into the subconsciousness of the student, consumer, experimental test subject or detainee.

I would estimate I listen to motivational recordings anywhere from seven to nine hours per day, and that’s on days when I leave the house. At least three days a week, I don’t even get out of bed, I just turn on my stereo and listen to Earl Nightingale, Tony Robbins, Tommy Newberry, Tom Flick, over and over again. Sometimes when I do that I get so motivated and inspired to TAKE CHARGE of my life I do it again another whole day. I HAVE THE POWER TO DREAM!!!!!!! I put on my ‘Living on the Winning Edge’ t-shirt and run around yelling that: ‘I HAVE THE POWER TO DREAM!!!’

I can’t think of anyone who wouldn’t want online education that would inspire them like this, against their will, if necessary. And I am going to be the key that unlocks that door for my lucky readers.

February 23, 2005

That’s L-I-G-H-I-P-S, Farmer

http://incsub.org/blog/?p=269

You’ll all have it burned into your consciousness soon enough.

But thanks for the pointer, I’ve added the Abject Loser to my hitlist.

February 23, 2005

My first conquest…

I have only begun my quest to establish dominance over the blogosphere, and to transform elearning in my image. Already, Mr CogDogBlahBlahBlah himself, Alan Levine, has acknowledged my supremacy, rightfully declaring me to be king of the Long Tail, the A-List of all A-Lists.”

http://jade.mcli.dist.maricopa.edu/alan/archives/2005/02/23/leon.php
It’s only a matter of time until everyone else comes to the same conclusion.

February 2, 2005

eLearning webloggers are punks…

I wiped bigger pieces of lint off the many carpets I sold at Sears Roebuck. I’m coming for you Downes, Levine, Farmer and Norman. I’m going to be so big there won’t be room in the blogosphere for you. Make way for Lighips.

How does it feel to be a has-been and not even know it?

Get ready for Lighips. I suggest you start practicing how to type it.

Lighips Lighips Leon Lighips

February 1, 2005

I am coming for you…

This blog is just a small step in my full-scale attack on the wallets and consciousness of small-minded ‘educators’ everywhere.

Wake up and smell the roses! Leon Lighips is back on the World Wide Web.